5: You relate majority of things to parkour.
6: Your scars are the new beauty marks.
7: Your friends are sick of you talking about parkour.
8: The thought of pregnancy concerns you because 9 months of not training well.... sucks lol.
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"Parkour, l'art du deplacement, freerunning,... they are all the same thing...' (Yamakasi) Don't try to separate them or waste energy debating whether this is this or that is that - that leads only to separation within yourself." -D.E.